Dear Fun Island Editor
I am writing to express my concern over the apparent lack of interest in the whereabouts of Future Monkey since his disappearance from Fun Island at the end of November!
There have been no reports about anything from Fun Island during December and January. So I was wondering if the location of the island is near to the Bermuda Triangle and it has followed Future Monkey's disappearance into some parallel universe......
Concerned of Oxford
Dear Concerned of Oxford
Thank you for you recent missive concerning the whereabouts of Future Monkey.
Over the last couple of months, the inhabitants of Fun Island have held numerous candlelit vigils for our most beloved missing primate every night since his unfortunate and mysterious disappearance in November, 2009. In the interests of fun, we here at the Fun Maintenance Bureau feel it necessary to continue with life on the island in a matter befitting the hover-boot wearing simian and as such we have decided to forego reports of his whereabouts so long as they remain unknown.
No-one on Fun Island has given up hope of seeing Future Monkey again and we believe that in the not-too-distant future he will be enthusiastically regaling visitors to Fun Island with tales of his travels beyond the limits and parameters of time itself. A bit like Dr. Who. But with a monkey.
I hope to keep you informed of any 'Future' developments in what is a difficult time for all of us.
Kind regards
Mickey Stirrups
Admin Officer
Fun Maintenance Bureau
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