An island of tenderness in a sea of brutality...

Desperate news just in: Future Monkey is missing!

Everybody's favourite hover-boot wearing futuristic simian is nowhere to be found on the island. Obviously we're all hoping he'll show up again soon, but there's a rumour doing the rounds that he may have fallen to the floor on Friday afternoon as the result of a full-toss straying down the off side. Nasty business.

An island of right in a sea of wrong...

Fun Island recently commissioned Henry Moore to knock up one of his sculptures for the gallery. He did one. There's a picture below. It's called 'Woman'. Nice tits.

Also, there's a reindeer joined the Fun Island party. Check him out on the ice shelf.

An island of pleasure in a sea of pain...

Check out the massive pig and his big old cheeky pink face. He's thinking about his bins... thinking when will the lazy bin men empty them?

An island of sanity in a sea of madness...

Tom Cruise has recently been recorded claiming that Scientology is fun. Well, no, it isn't, is it? He's off his rocker that lad.

Please watch this short public information film which clearly demonstrates the kind of behaviour that is unacceptable on Fun Island.

Warning: THIS IS NOT FUN!


Thank you,

Fun Maintenance Bureau

An island of escape in a sea of shackles...

Look at this picture. What do you see? Of course, it's the Fun Chopper making its daily sweep of the island.

But, wait, what's that in the background? Through the glass a shadowy figure lurks...

An island of truth in a sea of lies...

Long-time supporter and poet laureate of Fun Island Tony Rex recently composed this moving Haiku reflecting on the irresistible march of time and the fragility of the natural environment:

Conker get stronger
Seasons go by, satsuma
She wither and die

Tony's critics have said the piece has a disturbing misogynistic undertone. Maybe... but Tony is a true artist and refuses to be bound by society's politically correct platitudes. Powerful stuff.

An island of boom in a sea of bust...

In recognition of the current global economic climate Fun Island is offering sweets and that to make things better.

An island of love in a sea of hate...

Hello and welcome to Fun Island.

What is Fun Island all about? Fun.

Take yourself on a tour, via the medium of photography, and experience the undiluted joy that only small pieces of plastic tat in a carefully arranged island-style can provide. Have a walk through the musuem; marvel at the wonder of an earwig selotaped to a cabinet; kneel before the Holy Grail and beg sweet baby Jesus to have mercy on your wretched soul; give a friendly wave to Mickey and Cyril; enjoy the simple pleasure of a biscuit in the Visitors' Centre; take a leisurely stroll around the pasture; check out Barnsey's silky dribbles; stare at a conker. It's all there.

We'll be updating this here "blog" regularly with news of Fun Island's ongoing development... new biscuits, fresh postings in the visitors' book, dinosaurs writing Haiku, additions to the Natural History Musuem, stories from the island's past and the like. So keep your peepers a-peeled, because the fun never stops on Fun Island. Literally.

Have fun,

Fun Island Press Secretary

An island of peace in a sea of war...