The gang's all here...

Back row (l - r): Digger (aka Barnesy) & Kes, Flat Allan, Peter, Future Monkey (portrait), Katie, The Unknown Janitor, Monty

Fourth row: Bernard, Paul, Alison, Michael, Pink Pig

Third row: Duck, Jock McPanda, Ernie, Don Crippino, Ghoulie Ghost, Ian, Shakira, Tony

Second row: Cyril, Mickey, Spidey, Stringer, Rameses, 3-D, 2-D, Frank Halestones

Front row: Ronnie, Titus, Piotr, Mikhlo, Reggie

An island of hope in a sea of despair...

Dear Fun Island Editor

I am writing to express my concern over the apparent lack of interest in the whereabouts of Future Monkey since his disappearance from Fun Island at the end of November!

There have been no reports about anything from Fun Island during December and January. So I was wondering if the location of the island is near to the Bermuda Triangle and it has followed Future Monkey's disappearance into some parallel universe......

Concerned of Oxford




Dear Concerned of Oxford

Thank you for you recent missive concerning the whereabouts of Future Monkey.

Over the last couple of months, the inhabitants of Fun Island have held numerous candlelit vigils for our most beloved missing primate every night since his unfortunate and mysterious disappearance in November, 2009. In the interests of fun, we here at the Fun Maintenance Bureau feel it necessary to continue with life on the island in a matter befitting the hover-boot wearing simian and as such we have decided to forego reports of his whereabouts so long as they remain unknown.

No-one on Fun Island has given up hope of seeing Future Monkey again and we believe that in the not-too-distant future he will be enthusiastically regaling visitors to Fun Island with tales of his travels beyond the limits and parameters of time itself. A bit like Dr. Who. But with a monkey.

I hope to keep you informed of any 'Future' developments in what is a difficult time for all of us.

Kind regards

Mickey Stirrups
Admin Officer
Fun Maintenance Bureau

An island of tenderness in a sea of brutality...

Desperate news just in: Future Monkey is missing!

Everybody's favourite hover-boot wearing futuristic simian is nowhere to be found on the island. Obviously we're all hoping he'll show up again soon, but there's a rumour doing the rounds that he may have fallen to the floor on Friday afternoon as the result of a full-toss straying down the off side. Nasty business.

An island of right in a sea of wrong...

Fun Island recently commissioned Henry Moore to knock up one of his sculptures for the gallery. He did one. There's a picture below. It's called 'Woman'. Nice tits.

Also, there's a reindeer joined the Fun Island party. Check him out on the ice shelf.

An island of pleasure in a sea of pain...

Check out the massive pig and his big old cheeky pink face. He's thinking about his bins... thinking when will the lazy bin men empty them?

An island of sanity in a sea of madness...

Tom Cruise has recently been recorded claiming that Scientology is fun. Well, no, it isn't, is it? He's off his rocker that lad.

Please watch this short public information film which clearly demonstrates the kind of behaviour that is unacceptable on Fun Island.

Warning: THIS IS NOT FUN!


Thank you,

Fun Maintenance Bureau

An island of escape in a sea of shackles...

Look at this picture. What do you see? Of course, it's the Fun Chopper making its daily sweep of the island.

But, wait, what's that in the background? Through the glass a shadowy figure lurks...