What I want to see on FI by the time I get back. Thanks.
-complete tool walking around casino telling everyone 'I've got your number' -naughty uncle singing 'I'll be the bridge over your troubled daughter' to short man incandescent with rage -off-Broadway actors dancing around pork display to demonstrate solidarity with French prostitutes -absolutely worthless composite maverick cop/lab assistant -goat nervous after seeing old Jonathan King 'promo clip' -homeless woman busking with organ that plays theme from Flying Doctors -old boss dressed as tree coming into office and telling everyone to 'fucking sort it all on out' -Dutchman who simply will not shut up about the cafeteria at Queen Beatrix International Airport -girl pulling ill man towards sex shop -churlish looking little bastard in "ironic" Jimmy Nail t-shirt -man at bottom of ladder shouting "IS IT BOLLOCKS LES" -lecturer walking out of room in disgust after third shout of 'go home twat' -gratuitous scene of apes smoking on fire escape inserted into The Lion King -short film of Danny LaRue holding his arse cheeks wide open and saying 'come on in and have fun' -bastard running around attempting to clean but breaking everything in sight -really boring old man who relates everything to 1951 'incident' with hairdryer -note passed quietly to Michael Caine on set: 'you fucking little sell-out cunt' -decorated minced beef Elvis for horrible working-class party in Aberdeen -tiger wondering if it'll get out of cage in time for Taggart -'oh will you stop going on and on and on' punchline sold to Barry Cryer in 1978 for 100 pounds -electricity bill for £1,000,000 sent to pensioner as a hideous mistake, causing fatal apoplexy
Not sure that the Fun Maintenance Bureau will go for these.
I can't help thinking there's a lot of rage.
Maybe a lack of...err...fun.
Perhaps Misery Isthmus on the far side of the Frivolous Sea might be a more suitable destination for these particular debauchery-ridden flights of fancy.
How about a new balloon for Fun Island instead? Or some guinea pigs/rabbits for the zoo?
What I want to see on FI by the time I get back. Thanks.
ReplyDelete-complete tool walking around casino telling everyone 'I've got your number'
-naughty uncle singing 'I'll be the bridge over your troubled daughter' to short man incandescent with rage
-off-Broadway actors dancing around pork display to demonstrate solidarity with French prostitutes
-absolutely worthless composite maverick cop/lab assistant
-goat nervous after seeing old Jonathan King 'promo clip'
-homeless woman busking with organ that plays theme from Flying Doctors
-old boss dressed as tree coming into office and telling everyone to 'fucking sort it all on out'
-Dutchman who simply will not shut up about the cafeteria at Queen Beatrix International Airport
-girl pulling ill man towards sex shop
-churlish looking little bastard in "ironic" Jimmy Nail t-shirt
-man at bottom of ladder shouting "IS IT BOLLOCKS LES"
-lecturer walking out of room in disgust after third shout of 'go home twat'
-gratuitous scene of apes smoking on fire escape inserted into The Lion King
-short film of Danny LaRue holding his arse cheeks wide open and saying 'come on in and have fun'
-bastard running around attempting to clean but breaking everything in sight
-really boring old man who relates everything to 1951 'incident' with hairdryer
-note passed quietly to Michael Caine on set: 'you fucking little sell-out cunt'
-decorated minced beef Elvis for horrible working-class party in Aberdeen
-tiger wondering if it'll get out of cage in time for Taggart
-'oh will you stop going on and on and on' punchline sold to Barry Cryer in 1978 for 100 pounds
-electricity bill for £1,000,000 sent to pensioner as a hideous mistake, causing fatal apoplexy
Not sure that the Fun Maintenance Bureau will go for these.
ReplyDeleteI can't help thinking there's a lot of rage.
Maybe a lack of...err...fun.
Perhaps Misery Isthmus on the far side of the Frivolous Sea might be a more suitable destination for these particular debauchery-ridden flights of fancy.
How about a new balloon for Fun Island instead? Or some guinea pigs/rabbits for the zoo?
Balloons are NOT fun. Can we have that Paul Ross canvas off Amazon though?
ReplyDeleteThat's more like it. But, balloons are fun. Rubber sack. Full of air. Brilliant.
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